You know, if we were to extrapolate information from my spam filter based on the (wrong) assumption that advertisers know what people want, we could draw the following conclusions:
1) there are a lot of impotent people out there because I've received 10 solicitations for Viagra in the last 24 hours.
2) there are a lot of fat people out there because I've received at least as much spam for miracle diet products.
3) there are a lot of financial risk-takers out there because I've received several messages about get rich quick schemes.
You know what's even weirder is the fact that I realize that in reality, there actually are a lot of impotent fat and financially-strained people... I've seen them. Not coincidentally, I was at Wal-mart just yesterday.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
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You bad...
Based on your analysis there, we can also determine that:
- porn is out!
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